It kinda looks like Linda Hogan is getting it on with a boy who’s still wet behind the ears.

What do you think?

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Happy Saturday, you lovely Snarkarinos! So, guess what I did last night? I went and saw the new Sex and the City movie, and judging from reports that I heard both at the theater and online, looks like SATC…..get this….is going to beat out Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Can you believe it? The theater I went to was almost sold out, and I heard other girls talking about how the theater in the next town was sold out until SUNDAY for SATC!!!!

I don’t want to give anything away, but let me tell you this: the movie was over two hours long, but seriously, I felt like I was sitting in the theater for maybe ten minutes. It was that good. I cried, I laughed, and honestly, I want to go and see it again. If you are a SATC fan (as I am!), then you need to go see this movie!!!!!!

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For reals, yall. If Angelina Jolie ever wants to adopt me, I would be there in like ONE SECOND. I want her as my Mommy.

Ang decided to show up in Vanity Fair and this is what she had to say about pregnancy, kids, life, love, etc.:

Angelina Jolie on being pregnant:
“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depend-ing on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”

For more about Angelina Jolie and how she’s planning on adopting me, .

Angelina Jolie on her international family:
“When I was growing up I wanted to adopt, because I was aware there were kids that didn’t have parents. It’s not a humanitarian thing, because I don’t see it as a sacrifice. It’s a gift. We’re all lucky to have each other. I look at Shiloh—because, obviously, physically, she is the one that looks like Brad and I when we were little—and say, ‘If these were our brothers and sisters, how much would we have known by the time we were six that it took into our 30s and 40s to figure out?’ I suppose I’m giving them the childhood I always wished I had.”

Angelina Jolie on Shiloh’s birth:
“We were in this little hospital in Africa when Shi was born. I don’t think there was anybody else in the hospital. It was just a little cottage, the three of us. It ended up being the greatest thing…. I had a C-section and I found it fascinating. I didn’t find it a sacrifice and I didn’t find it a painful experience. I found it a fascinating miracle of what a body can do.”

Angelina Jolie on nannies:
“We don’t ever have anybody spend the night. We may have to adjust that when the next one comes. But we do have ladies that work with us, and they’re also from different cultures and back-grounds. One lady’s a Vietnamese teacher—wonderful. One is of Congolese descent from Bel-gium. Another is from the States and is really creative and does art programs.”

Angelina Jolie on artists as parents:
“Artists raise their kids differently,” she said. “We communicate to the point where we probably annoy our children. We have art around the house, we have books, we go to plays, we talk. Our focus is art and painting and dress-up and singing. It’s what we love. So I think you can see how artists in some way raise other artists.”

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The more stuff I see Keira Knightley in, the more I really, really like her. She’s a good actress, and surprisingly enough, she even has a lovely singing voice (unlike Scarlett Johannsson - oy vey). Here’s Keira singing in her new project titled “The Edge of Love.” What do you think - decent, eh?

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Well, knock me over with a feather. Apparently, crooner Clay Aiken has somewhat proved that he, you know, HAS A PENIS by knocking up his best friend Jaymes Foster, a record producer whom he stays with when he’s in LA. Oh, and get this? SHE’S 50 YEARS OLD. Uh huh.

Frankly, I’m pretty grossed out by this news. I mean, seriously, who wants to imagine Clay doing the nasty, let alone with someone who’s old enough to be his mother? I’m really hoping that this news isn’t true. What do you think?

Is it true that Clay Aiken has knocked up his best friend?
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This is what’s called a “shotgun wedding”, kids. Having just tied the know with Pete “I’m Really Not Gay” Wentz, Ashlee Simpson is officially confirming the happy and joyous news that yes, she is indeed sperminated. Here’s her statement:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child,” said a statement Wednesday on Wentz’s blog. “This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.” - source

Awww! Here, wipe away that happy tear. Do you think that Daddy will teach him how to apply guyliner? Maybe they’ll find some black skinny jeans in size 18 months for the little boy or girl. They’d better watch out though; Auntie Jessica might finally lose it and just eat that baby. I can tell by just looking at her she’s about to spring forth into some seriously demented shizznit.

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Oh, my. Mario Batali, a Food Network regular (any other Food Network fans out there? I lurve me some Paula Deen!) says that he thinks Gwynnie works out three hours a day. Judging from her figure, I’d say that’s probably a good guess. And honestly, why shouldn’t she? She’s extremely wealthy, she’s got nannies and hangers on that carry out her every whim, what the hell else does she have to do other than run laps and do crunches?

If I had the time I would probably work out three hours a day too, but I’m a little too busy doing something called “having a life”; you know, parenting my kids, flirting with my husband, working, etc. That kind of stuff. Seriously, if someone told me they worked out three hours a day I would probably never stop laughing. How utterly pretentious and self-indulgent do you have to be in order to justify that!

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The “other woman” who is accused of breaking up the marriage of Shania Twain and Mutt Lange is finally speaking out. Here’s what Marie-Anne Thiébaud had to say:

“You cannot believe everything you read in the press.” When asked directly if she had an affair with Twain’s husband, music producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, she replied, “No.”

I sort of tend to believe her on this one. According to sources she was friends - practically best friends - with Shania for many years; it would take an extraordinary amount of balls to jump in and start boinking her husband. Although it has been done, I know, but seriously, would you give up your best girlfriend for this guy? Uh huh.

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Hidely ho, neighborinos! What are you up to today? The first gossip item that I woke up to was this one, and it’s juicy. Apparently, Bill Murray’s wife has filed for divorce. But that’s not all! Oh, no. Here’s the charges:

• Drug and alcohol abuse
• Physical abuse (she charges that he slapped her and told her she was lucky he didn’t kill her)
• Abandonment

Among others, but those are the biggies. The couple have been married since 1997 and have four (!) children together. I don’t know, I just can’t see Bill Murray being this big of an asshole, but what do you think?

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So Dunkin’ Donuts is pulling this Rachael Ray ad because of some stupid scarf????

That’s gotta be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

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