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This is what’s called a “shotgun wedding”, kids. Having just tied the know with Pete “I’m Really Not Gay” Wentz, Ashlee Simpson is officially confirming the happy and joyous news that yes, she is indeed sperminated. Here’s her statement:
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child,” said a statement Wednesday on Wentz’s blog. “This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.” - source
Awww! Here, wipe away that happy tear. Do you think that Daddy will teach him how to apply guyliner? Maybe they’ll find some black skinny jeans in size 18 months for the little boy or girl. They’d better watch out though; Auntie Jessica might finally lose it and just eat that baby. I can tell by just looking at her she’s about to spring forth into some seriously demented shizznit.
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